If a woman has a heartbeat you can’t tell her what to do with her goddamn body!

If a woman has a heartbeat you can’t tell her what to do with her goddamn body!
Sharpay warning Ryan not to get attached to Chad because he’s straight and Ryan is just setting himself up for heartbreak:

Ryan about to do a song with Chad that ends in them switching clothes:








John Mulaney for Esquire, 2019
Aight cool someone finally said it